i went to the local market, no girlys. so i squeezed all the apple and lemon pies in a bag. you know the hostess ones. i opened the coffee been machine and let them all run out on the floor. i put fish meat in the bread shelf to get stinky. i put six gallon size milk containers in the freezer. i shook up all the diet soda cans real good. i sprayed oven cleaner on the fruits and vegatables. i put nair hair remover in some of the shampoos and bleach in the others.
all this while drinking a sixpack of beer. yup i didn't even take them out of those plastic rings thingys. just opened one at a time and downed them. i didn't seem to want to pay for them anyways. there is no one in the store anyways, except for some bored cashier that didn't even look up from her magazine when i walk by with a banana sticking out of my pants.
as i look back on my life, i realize that i have been doing this same crap since i was twelve. except then i was drinking more beer in the store.
oh well you can take the store out of the boy, but you can't take the boy out of the store. huh? i guess i'm still kinda drunk.
oh yeah i pissed on your car window in the parking lot when i was leaving. sucks being this bored.
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